Funny Sms Boy nd Girl in Matric Exam
Ultimate Truth:.If a Girl Fails In MATRICThen Directly Marriage......But,..If a Boy Fails In MATRICThen Directly Garrage....Funny But True%-)!
View ArticleMOSQUITO Funny SMS
Can v do romance in the evening today?I'm in a good moodJust a little bit of kissing and bitingreply me soon!urs lovingly"MOSQUITO"
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Sweetest Excuse:Kid gets Zero in a test.Father: What this?Kid: Teacher didn't have More Stars 2 give,So She Started giving Moon.
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When I Was StudyingIn School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses.You Know Why?Because,.....I Was aBRIGHT STUDENT.
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Friends are like fishesYou have to sit patiently for a long timeTo catch a nice oneJust like I caught youBetter stay nice or I’ll fry you.
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Sweet things are easy to buy,ButSweet people are difficult to find,Life ends when you stop dreaming,Hope ends when you stop believing,Love ends when you stop caring,Friendship ends when you stop...
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A Boy Was Going With His Girl Friend Friend Asked : Who Is She?Boy : My Cousin.The Frend Said: Last Year She Was My Cousin.! :DOnce a maths teacher asked a boy“If U have 12 chocolates,U give 4 to...
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A little boy asked his mother:- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples?
View ArticleSocial Media Funny Messages
Jingle Bells…Myspace smells, Twitter go away.Tumblr yuck, Bebo sucks, Facebook all the way! HEY!
View ArticleABCD Funny SMS
You are ABCDAttractive beautiful cute dearEFGExcellent funny gorgeousHIJHello I am joking ;)
View ArticleSanta Funny Messages
Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?Officer Santa: Removing clothes is not restricted.
View ArticleBill Gates Funny Message
What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?Bill, you are so MICRO, you are so SOFT.
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If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!But I'm only a cartoonist!
View ArticleWeekdays SMS
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
View ArticleMOSQUITO Funny Messages
Can v do romance in the evening today?I'm in a good moodJust a little bit of kissing and bitingreply me soon!urs lovingly"MOSQUITO"
View ArticleInteresting moments in our daily routine life
Interesting moments in our daily routine life:Trying hard to find the mobile when it is in silent modeA random day dream & then realizing that you were staring at someone by mistakeRestarting the...
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.Rest have---Girlfriends!!!!
View ArticleFunny Story About ATM
ATMA new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this...
View ArticleThe Christian Bear Funny Story
There was a man who one day didn't feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.He was out in the bush when he was approached from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but...
View ArticleFunny Story - Rolls Royce Loan
A businessman walks into a bank in San Francisco and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $7,000. The bank officer says the bank will...
View ArticleFunny Stories - The Business Meeting
A business woman named Cindy was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Los Angeles. While in the VIP lounge, she noticed Donald Trump sitting on the sofa enjoying a brandy. As luck would have it,...
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Funny Text Messages - Secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?Ans:Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR&Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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